Saturday, September 23, 2006

Please Tell Me This is Just a Bad Joke


Michael Jackson's latest business plan reportedly revolves around building a leprechaun theme park on the Emerald Isle. "He loves the whole idea of leprechauns and the magic and myths of Ireland," a source tells the Irish Daily Mirror. "He's always wanted to open his own theme park and he thinks Ireland is the perfect place and it will all be built around the leprechaun theme."


At 23 September 2006 at 14:27, Blogger Arbusto said...

You can have him! Hahahahahaha.

Oh man, leprachauns. I love his music but he's one weird-ass dude.

At 24 September 2006 at 13:38, Blogger Terri said...

Oh my. Who wants to start the "Stop MJ Moving to Ireland" committee? If protesters can get beat up a US Army aircraft at Shannon Airport, surely there's something we can do to stop this madness???!

At 25 September 2006 at 14:04, Blogger Shane said...

I don't know much about jurisprudence. But perhaps there is a legal precedent for putting someone in prison for life because they are criminally creepy. IN any case it seems like you've be struck by a smooth criminal. ;)

At 28 September 2006 at 11:09, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Mary-Ann is not my lover
She's just a fairy who leapt out at me from a bush
This Jesus juice has a great rush...

Thank you. I'm here all week*!

* not really.


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