What I have there, in my hot little hands, is not a list of known Communists. No, it's a Certificate of Competency, which is what you are given after you pass your driving test.
I'll be posting about it in detail later, but I'm just so excited, I'm telling everyone. (At least you all don't have to get subjected to a phone call in which I don't even say 'hello', I just shout "I passed! I passed! I PAAAASSED!")