Random Things I Can't Resist

I know, I already posted once today. But I've found myself collecting the best random stuff tonight. I know if I don't write about it now, it will be lost forever. So, in no particular order, random things I can't resist:

The Swearing Lady over at The Arse End of Ireland routinely cracks me up, but today's rant is, without a doubt, one of the best rants I've read in ages. I have never even heard this song and I am already itching to hate it.

It would be hard to single out a favourite line from the aforementioned rant, but I'd say these two are strong contenders:
"She couldn't be more annoying if she had Cecilia Ahern growing out of her arse."
"I wish I was a punk rocker so I could punch her in the face and call it revolution."

Doing a little bit more reading about Hudson v. Michigan (because, you know, my blood pressure is too low and I don't care for salt), I found a fantastic comment on Washington Monthly's Political Animal:
Knock knock
"Who's..." *crash*
"It's the ghost of the Motherfucking Fourth Amendment. That's who."

My trip reports on Travel with Grandma, what with their accounts of nudity and drug usage, are attracting some very interesting traffic. According to my StatCounter, the following searches have lured the unsuspecting to my trip reports:

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In contrast, one of the most commonly searched for phrase that brings people to this blog is Gabriele Andersen-Scheiss