The Difference Between Being Married for a Long Time and for Not-a-Long-Time
Me: "I was so tired last night, you know, I really did fall asleep at 9."
Mother-in-Law: "Really?"
Me: "Yes. I didn't even get to see Peter at all yesterday."
Mother-in-Law: "That's wonderful!"
I suffer outrageous burst of laughter that results in strong shushing lest I wake the whole house.
Me: "It's wonderful that I didn't get to see Peter yesterday?"
Mother-in-Law: "No, it's wonderful that you were able to get all the sleep. Obviously, you needed it."
2 Comments:
That sounds like Noirin--mistress of the nonsequitor. Oh even better, if I had a whiteboard handy, it would look like this:
THE POINT would be over here.
And Noirin would be over HERE.
That is like out of a Catskills comedy routine.
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