Why Life Is Sometimes More Fun Inside My Head

What the radio announcer said: "Henry defeats three Madrid defenders, fires into the goal, past the keeper. Arsenal have gone up one to nil!"

What I heard: "Henry defeats three midget defenders..."

What I pictured in my head: A towering French giant kicking a soccer ball into the net while three midgets wriggle in a heap on the ground. Picture Goliath meets and the Lollipop Gang.